Status Updates From The Wrong Mafia Bride: A Da...

Oh my god she’s not even a GOOD body guard and the phone Dante would have between his ear and his shoulder would be too big to even do that in this timeframe I’m done torturing myself.

Oh AND the sister nearly cries at the thought of who I assume is the FMC defending her against her husband (which we have no idea if she’s _trained_ to do this or not) but wants her to go do something she could get shot for doing that she doesn't need to do....
Ok so this bitch actually hates her adopted sister?

I’m on page eight and so far we’ve been told to imagine a dramatic tone and a “drama moment”. We can’t idk, describe the dramatic tone or the drama moment or what a bedroom might look like in 1977, no instead we’re just telling the reader that’s what it is… ok

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