Status Updates From Fated Throne (Part 1 of 2) ...

Oh shit. I looked like a deranged yeti with a glittering horn poking out the centre of my face and huge fangs peeking out of my mouth.

Tory: “Darius may have forgone the butt plug, but the stick is most likely still pretty firmly up there. But the stars won’t let me get him naked to check.” “I’ll be sure to tell him you want to get him naked when he crawls into my bed tonight,” Orion said.

Darius: “You’d love being dominated by me, Roxy,” he promised. “I’d pin you down and make you scream so good you’d forget all about trying to stop me as I marked you as mine so thoroughly that you’d never doubt that it was true ever again.

Seth: Denial was my best friend who liked to braid my hair and call me pretty.

She was so beautiful. Why hadn’t I just let myself see that before? I’d been so caught up on the idea of it just being lust and wanting to hate fuck her that I’d refused to see that her beauty went so much deeper than her appearance. She was everything I wasn’t and everything I wanted. A princess, born to live her life in a specific way just like I had been and yet she refused to blindly follow any path.

Darcy: “Don’t ever let her go again, Darius Acrux,” I growled in his ear. “Don’t you hurt her or let her down or make her cry. I don’t know how we’ll fix everything, but we will. And when we do and you two can love each other like you’re meant to, I won’t take any shit from you.” He chuckled in a low tone as he released me and tapped me on the nose

Geraldine: “And you thought now was the best time to try and tame Lady Petunia?” I gasped. “Right when I have her all primed for a ramming?” “Your vagina is primed for-” “Good sir! Please do not be so uncouth.

“We won’t die,” he said with a shrug. “We’re the Heirs and the Savage Princess. Darcy and the dudebros. Wolfman, Bitey C, Fish Fury, Dragzilla, and the Phoen Dream.”

Darius and Tori’s little New York date omg I love 🥺

I missed Tori and Lances friendship

The Pegasus herd talking about bedazzling their junk is hilarious 😂

I hate Xavier chapters his voice bugged the fuck out of me

EW WASHER 😂😂💀💀💀