Status Updates From The Lost Book of Elizabeth ...

Just to be clear I literally clocked where these gems were 100+ pages ago yall are dumb

I don’t know how I am to believe the main character is a college professor, a DOCTOR, when she is so stupid jesus tap dancing christ

This feels like a book where somehow someway Wes isn’t the bad guy and drugged her and locked her in a closet to keep her safe or some shit. Fucks sake, have we ever heard of a conversation???

Hey Wes - why aren’t you drinking the wine??

The church hasn’t been locked all week, he says? Even though you’ve caught somebody “unlocking” it in the morning twice? Nothing to worry about I’m sure.

A hollow stair on the bell tower you say? One you kick by accident and then think nothing more of? That certainly can’t be where the gems are hidden. Certainly not.