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Maria
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A hollow stair on the bell tower you say? One you kick by accident and then think nothing more of? That certainly can’t be where the gems are hidden. Certainly not.
— Nov 09, 2026 10:22AM
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Maria
is on page 296 of 320
Just to be clear I literally clocked where these gems were 100+ pages ago yall are dumb
— Nov 10, 2026 05:58PM
Maria
is on page 278 of 320
I don’t know how I am to believe the main character is a college professor, a DOCTOR, when she is so stupid jesus tap dancing christ
— Nov 10, 2026 05:22PM
Maria
is on page 259 of 320
This feels like a book where somehow someway Wes isn’t the bad guy and drugged her and locked her in a closet to keep her safe or some shit. Fucks sake, have we ever heard of a conversation???
— Nov 10, 2026 09:59AM
Maria
is on page 185 of 320
The church hasn’t been locked all week, he says? Even though you’ve caught somebody “unlocking” it in the morning twice? Nothing to worry about I’m sure.
— Nov 09, 2026 10:36AM