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Oh Molly..

'Maybe he would get her a really nice car, though. It had definitely sounded that way outside. She would love a nice, new shiny car to drive around town. Molly could already see her hair flowing in the wind as she drove her new convertible.' So she's dumb, thoughtless AND a gold digger. Not liking her at all!

"So, what are we going to do today?” She arrives unannounced and now expects him to take the day off and show her around? I hate this chick.

WTF. They've sent each other TWO emails and she's come to his town to surprise him?!?