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"Because in a sort of epiphany the next morning, I realized my highly peculiar life goal had never really been my problem: My problem was my long-held insistence on perfectly realizing that goal. I also recalled at this moment a rather pertinent old expression: Perfection is not attainable; but if we chase perfection, we can catch excellence."

So far, the Best Book I've read in weeks, because it's got this relentless sense of humor underlying everything and a properly strange plot, but I'm still waiting for those belly laughs I heard about! This is bizarro fiction at its best. 📖