Status Updates From Conquered by Clippy: An Ero...

Wtf is my bookclub getting me into 😭😭😭🤣

"began rubbing her clit, vagina, and genitals" meu di vulva e listo, que cona cres que son os xenitais

non teño moi claro se as descricións estrañas sobre o corpo da prota son parte do meme ou momento men writing women

Ik wil het er niet over hebben. Ik ben te nieuwsgierig

Well I started reading because I was dared/challenged to do so and it is just as terrible as I thought it would be. So far, 1 star. Would DNF if I didn't say I would read it. Do not recommend.

I’m working my way through the books that should have jail time list….sos

here we go again! as always please look away :)

“I’m microhard” I CANNOT HAHAHAHHAHA

no one talk to me during this difficult time

Pounded By Pluto

AGAIN
Skipped.

Humping the Hambandit

You already helped me by saving my life. How about I help you for once?"

CTRL + ALT + DEL

"Looks like an awkward romantic situation," he said. "Can I assist in getting this guy off of you?"

L M A O oh boy

LOLLL

straight out of windows 95

alien paperclip

lol