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Amber Upton
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“I’ve also never been tempted to cross that line by romancing out of my own species.
Not until a thirtysomething human biologist with terrible coffee and the thighs of a minor forest deity wandered into my range and started talking to my trees like they’re old friends.”
— Sep 07, 2026 09:26PM
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Not until a thirtysomething human biologist with terrible coffee and the thighs of a minor forest deity wandered into my range and started talking to my trees like they’re old friends.”
Amber Upton
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“I’ve also never been tempted to cross that line by romancing out of my own species.
Not until a thirtysomething human biologist with terrible coffee and the thighs of a minor forest deity wandered into my range and started talking to my trees like they’re old friends.”
— Sep 07, 2026 09:25PM
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Not until a thirtysomething human biologist with terrible coffee and the thighs of a minor forest deity wandered into my range and started talking to my trees like they’re old friends.”
Rombutan
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Quick follow up. He has pockets to keep his cellphone!
— Aug 07, 2026 08:35PM
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Tiffany ✨️ Bergamot Book Reviews
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The incessant negative-positive parallelism is driving me crazy 😭
— Aug 02, 2026 12:05PM
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