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“I’ve also never been tempted to cross that line by romancing out of my own species.
Not until a thirtysomething human biologist with terrible coffee and the thighs of a minor forest deity wandered into my range and started talking to my trees like they’re old friends.”
— Sep 07, 2026 09:25PM
Not until a thirtysomething human biologist with terrible coffee and the thighs of a minor forest deity wandered into my range and started talking to my trees like they’re old friends.”
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“I’ve also never been tempted to cross that line by romancing out of my own species.
Not until a thirtysomething human biologist with terrible coffee and the thighs of a minor forest deity wandered into my range and started talking to my trees like they’re old friends.”
— Sep 07, 2026 09:26PM
Not until a thirtysomething human biologist with terrible coffee and the thighs of a minor forest deity wandered into my range and started talking to my trees like they’re old friends.”