Status Updates From The Seer's Bone (The Orphan...

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Bro. Nah. WHAT. The last quarter was INSANE?? The author lulled me with a slow pace, then grabbed me by the neck and dragged me down the rollercoaster without letting me breathe. What the hell!
I need to process. And decompress. And assimilate. And...mostly go to sleep. Even though I crave a drink 💀 That page count felt like nothing, woah.

"Look, boy. Every time there's an outbreak the guild requests all sorts of things, barrels of fresh water, coal for the fires, gold to distribute medicine. You know what we got last time? Carts. To haul the bodies. That's it. The king told us to go fuck ourselves an' wasn't shy about it."

Gotta love how it's always the same, be it medieval fantasy, or contemporary reality 🥴

I've always loved stories of the lorelai. Men consider them monsters - but what do they do that is so monstrous? They simply sit on the rocks, naked and singing. If men see their nakedness as an invitation, and their enjoyment as something to be ruined, what fault is that of the lorelai?

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"You will not have him, boy. Not now, not ever. He's safe with us until the day he brings your doom. But I wonder - would you have lost any sleep over this? Would you feel any guilt at all if you'd come in here and slaughtered an innocent child?"
Her dark eyes narrowed.
"Let's find out."

God I love when villains are painted in the shades of gray 🫪