Status Updates From Born Wild: Alternate Cover

I'm this close 🫰 to DNFing this book. It's almost too slow of a burn, and I'm having a hard time keeping with it. We'll see if I stick it out....

I silence my notifications and put my phone in my pocket, so I’m not tempted to compulsively check it and get upset about how long it takes them to respond,

This dude is my soulmate 😂

Servant Entrance. Sweet Jesus! Is this how the other half live?

I’m absolutely fucking sure I didn’t see anything about being anyone’s servant. No. I won’t stand for it. I blink away my shock and ready myself to tender my resignation with immediate effect. As I do, my vision clears, and I see that the sign actually reads Service Entrance.

We will jump to all sorts of conclusions together; how idyllic.