Status Updates From Crashing Tides

Unfortunately the math doesn't add up in this one. If GC and Marleigh haven't seen each other in 3 years and during that time she carried his baby and had his baby, there is no mathematical way that kid is 3 years old. Really it's simple math.

After he yelled at her in front of everyone, she's just going to let it go? argh! Everything is too easy in this book when it comes to major things. I would be like "OH HELL NO JERKFACE! HOW DARE YOU ..." I like to hold a slight grudge. :)

His name GC is tripping me up constantly....it's driving me crazy!

"She's like my on personal form of crack". Hmm. Obviously, a rip off of Twilight but I see we switched heroin to crack. Did you need a thesaurus for that one? Also, it's own not on.

Hunny? What in the name of Jesus???? Oh now I get it. Poor child is using her phonics to sound it out! Good for you....HONEY.

Dear Lord. I'm reading what has to be a 15 year old girl's first project in Creative Writing 101. Is this a joke? All those glowing reviews must have been written by her teeny bopper classmates. Never in my 43 years have I read a "book" (and I use that term loosely) with such devastatingly horribly stilted dialogue. Who in hell talks like this?!