Status Updates From His Stolen Omega (Beguiled ...

im reading this bc every sentence is worse than the last and im enjoying it in a car crash kind of way

the writing is crazy bad but idk what else to expect

It's such peak

“Pasta,” Elm called after him as the alpha made his way to the kitchen. “And no green peppers this time! They taste like dirt!”
“They’re good for you.”
Elm didn’t bother responding, knowing Levi would leave them out despite his comment.
The Leviathan no longer did things Elm didn’t like.

~ :)

“I don’t want to interfere,” Levi tentatively began, “but you will be giving yourself pants, won’t you?”
“The Rabbit God isn’t wearing any.” He gave him a smirk. “And since this is made in my image and I haven’t worn pants in forever…”
The alpha had walked out without a word, only to return with white jeans and a t-shirt for him.
And that was how Elm “earned” his clothing back.

~ I love them