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“You do know I ran this ship perfectly fine prior to your joining, don’t you? Most feared crew in the Five Kingdoms? The dreaded Pirate King? Any of that ring a bell?”
“Seems like the rumors have been grossly exaggerated,”

I LOVE THEM HAHAHA

“I told you what would happen if you touched her, You didn’t listen…I’m going to play a little game. First, we’re going to start by cutting the places you touched her with your filthy hands.”

I WANT MY OWN PIRATE KING 😭♥️ ugh Cillian ily

“I’ll gut each and every one of you. That remaining eye will be the only thing left of you when I’m done, Maliss. GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF HER.”

Oh oh. OHHHHH. hot.

“The harp constellation. It’s called Lyra.”
“I know, I’m named after it,”
“Named after it? Don’t sell yourself short, Buttercup. You’re a star yourself.”

D’AWWWWWW

“The most desired man in the Five Kingdoms, The notorious heartbreaker, the dashing Pirate King—“
“Shut up.”
“And he says, ‘You clean up nicely’ to a beautiful woman. Don’t worry captain. This is how the rest of us feel all the time.”
HAHAHA no cause poor king is flustereddddd

“Careful, Buttercup. I’m not particularly fond of the idea of jumping overboard for you again.”
“Nobody said you must,”
“And let you drown? Now what a waste that would be.”

AWWWWWWWWWW he’s folding I know it

“Cease your incessant bickering, or find a room.”
“What does that mean? Finding a room?”
“It means the Cap’n wants to bed y—”

The found family in this is everythinggggg I’m laughing so much

“Sing something that will make our hearts ache,”
“Very well, then, Captain, Allow me to break your heart.”

Why did I just get so giddy

“I could kiss you right now.”
“We want to reward her, not punish her,”

BAHAHAHA

“Figure it out like a gentleman.”
“I’m a pirate, Buttercup. If there were an antithesis of a gentleman, it would be me.”

Having the best time thx for asking

“That was a joke. I won’t dazzle you with my manhood tonight.”
“I doubt there’s much to dazzle with,”
“Don’t test me, I’ll provide you with evidence just to prove you wrong.”

The laugh I just let out please I love the banter

“You better keep your hands to yourself, or else!”
“I live in fear, tiny blonde women have always terrified me.”

GUYS. ONE BEDDDDDDDDD

“Aren’t you supposed to offer me a coat or something?”

“I’m not even wearing a shirt, Buttercup.”

🤭🤭🤭🤭

“That’s a romantic sentiment for a pirate captain,”

“A common misconception, is that pirates are unromantic. But what could be more romantic than sailing uncharted waters for adventure?”

I’m loving this

“It doesn’t seem like the lady wants to be busy with you, friends.”
“This is none of your business,”
“Now, that’s not quite true…. Drunk arseholes accosting a beautiful woman are always my problem.”

hehehehe is this our man

“Afraid that his rottenness would be contagious, that his darkness would dim her light.”

Awww but he’s just a BOY :(

Heda loves me and I’m arc reading 😈🏴‍☠️

IM OBSESSED!!!!!