Status Updates From The King in Yellow

i’m confused as hell

something fnaf-esque about the repetition of names

I won’t lie. Half the time I have literally no idea what is going on. But it all adds up to a general atmosphere of wistful, macabre curiosity that explains its place in the horror canon. I think I’m about ready to wrap this old boy up. I might push through in the immediate future, or else let this update hang mockingly over my head for a long while. My hammock sways gently in the breeze. Is tonight the night?

Sir

Please don't kiss the dead person

Why would you do that