Status Updates From A Slice of Honeybear Pie (B...

and then the sex. *another book ends up on my "read at home" shelf EXCEPT I NEVER HAVE TIME TO READ AT HOME. (one of these days I'm just gonna end up reading smut for like 4 hrs lmao)

Joking with your love interest's grandpa about how you're going to bone him for the first time tonight. is. uh. uhhh. GRANDPA GIVING YOU ADVICE ON WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU BONE HIM IS. UHHHHHHH.

"She’s a chef, Matt remembered, of course she can throw a knife."

What exactly do those two things have to do with each other bahahaha. Chefs do not regularly hurl knives around their kitchen????

"Wolves might steal a mate and force themselves onto her, but a bear never would."

YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW *cuddles werewolf babies* shh shh the mean bear book didn't mean it

Bear shifters were popping up all over the amazon bestsellers lists when I was researching like 6 months ago, so I decided to buy a few and check them out. So far, I really like the concept of a bear shifter who is adorably sleepy and lazy and likes food... HAHAHA but who can also rip your head off if he so chooses. :P *This* book in particular is really rushed, though. Not sure how I feel about it.

I need a simple romance. None of the crap YA are putting out.

<3

Almost done! So far okay.

Just started!!