Status Updates From Oblivious Roommate (Stupid ...

this is making me want to pull my hair out. we're officially in 3.5x speed territory.

wash my teeth? why

'Spunk' is the least sexy thing to call cum. I'd rather hear semen. Ejaculate. Literally fucking anything else...

This is a terrible book a terrible terrible terrible book....... I'm just kidding I'm loving his book it's amazing I'm already dying I'm dying I'm in tears someone needs to read this book so I can vent about this book even though I'm not even finished with it I love this book I needed this laugh and the person that's cracking me the hell up is f****** Matt I am the tears I am rolling in my laughter

Okay I usually again usually update everyone when I hit like 20% or something but like I'm already dying in tears I am cracking the f****** when I say I'm cracking the f****** I'm cracking the f****** I'm in tears I am laughing so hard I can't stop laughing so hard

Oh man, this has been kind of awful

It takes them till 52% to do a basic thing like bj, that too drunken. And not even as lovers mind you! These are that type of oblividiots. 😏💀


Also, just found out that sleeze arshol logan gets his own book and it's the next one which.... EW.