Status Updates From Missionary Position

Olive Young (Goodreads Author)

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Allie Melfe is on page 260 of 349

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Leia is 78% done

Oh she’s the dumbest person alive I swear. This is the third act tension??? THIS?????

Leia is 63% done

She really thought this man was calling his dick “Ebenezer”. I can’t 😭😭😭😭

— Aug 26, 2026 09:05PM 2 comments

Leia is 47% done

My robe’s lookin at me kinda funny across the room……🫦

— Aug 25, 2026 10:06PM 3 comments

Hannah Shelton is 53% done

Steph Cook is on page 167 of 349

Girl, if you don’t just give this man his damn robe back…

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I shouldn't be reading this lol

Steph Cook is on page 92 of 349

*British accent* You shaved your bush!

— Aug 24, 2026 05:26PM 1 comment

Steph Cook is on page 21 of 349

Truly cannot tell if this is meant to be satire or not.

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Shelby Preciado is starting

No one tell my mom I’m reading this.