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Ally
is on page 169 of 178
WHY THE FUCK DO THEY ALL TASTE LIKE FRUIT??? WHAT CAUSES THIS? Jesus
— Nov 05, 2026 05:45PM
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Ally
is on page 155 of 178
??? She is riding him, actively saying she is bouncing up and down… so how does suckers from the BASE of his cock get to her clit?
— Nov 05, 2026 05:03PM
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Ally
is on page 154 of 178
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW WHAT FRESH FLOWERS SOUND LIKE IF YOU HAVE NEVER FUCKING SMELT THEM!?!?!?!?!?!?
— Nov 05, 2026 04:49PM
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Ally
is on page 152 of 178
FUCKER THIS IS THE FIRST CONVERSATION YOU ARE HAVING WITH HER THAT WAS NOT YOU JUST TELLING HER TO FUCK OFF
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HER
The more I learn about Betta, the more I fucking cannot stand him
— Nov 05, 2026 04:42PM
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HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HER
The more I learn about Betta, the more I fucking cannot stand him
Ally
is on page 124 of 178
👏NOT 👏EVERY 👏CONVERSATION 👏NEEDS 👏A 👏WINK👏
— Nov 05, 2026 04:27PM
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Ally
is on page 119 of 178
'... one particularly sharp and half broken... put me to sleep with a nice thud...' THESE DO NOT DESCRIBE THE SAME ITEM BUT ARE MEANT TO!
If something is sharp and half broken, it ain't gonna be a thid, which is usually dull. You'll get fucking CUT
— Nov 05, 2026 04:26PM
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If something is sharp and half broken, it ain't gonna be a thid, which is usually dull. You'll get fucking CUT
Ally
is on page 116 of 178
Girl. You've fucked two of them before, one of them had TWO dicks, and you're blushing now?
— Nov 05, 2026 04:25PM
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Ally
is on page 79 of 178
‘…the confirmation of what the large thing is… It’s his dick.’
JUST SAY IT THE FIRST TIME STOP DALLYING AROUND IT
— Nov 03, 2026 04:25PM
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JUST SAY IT THE FIRST TIME STOP DALLYING AROUND IT
Ally
is on page 72 of 178
She’s human, Carp. She doesn’t care about how big your tail is and she cannot smell pheromones
— Nov 03, 2026 04:17PM
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Ally
is on page 68 of 178
Ginger, where was your defiance from earlier in the book? Why let someone you don’t know make you cry?
Betta is still an asshole
— Nov 03, 2026 04:11PM
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Betta is still an asshole
Ally
is on page 67 of 178
HER EYES WERE GREEN EARLIER WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY BLUE NOW??
— Nov 02, 2026 05:34PM
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Ally
is on page 65 of 178
Does Pike have any other facial reactions besides winking?
— Nov 02, 2026 05:29PM
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Ally
is on page 61 of 178
IS IT A POD?? OR A SHOAL?? WHICH ONE??
— Nov 02, 2026 05:23PM
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Ally
is on page 60 of 178
I really hate Betta, do not even care about his backstory or why he hates humans, he’s being a dick for absolutely no reason
— Nov 02, 2026 05:16PM
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Ally
is on page 47 of 178
Uh… you are Pike? This is Pike’s POV? Why are you mentioning the “irony of Pike telling Ginger”…
— Nov 02, 2026 05:01PM
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Ally
is on page 25 of 178
I really have no sympathy for Ginger. She knows this guy is going to treat her the same, admits it multiple times, and keeps going back to him… SHE EVEN KNEW THIS DATE WAS A FARCE! I’m not sorry, girl, you are being a perpetrator of your own situation
— Nov 02, 2026 04:42PM
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Ally
is on page 23 of 178
??? This prophecy makes no sense??? There is one leader, correct? So why do 4 have to fuck her?
— Nov 02, 2026 04:37PM
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