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WHY THE FUCK DO THEY ALL TASTE LIKE FRUIT??? WHAT CAUSES THIS? Jesus

??? She is riding him, actively saying she is bouncing up and down… so how does suckers from the BASE of his cock get to her clit?

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW WHAT FRESH FLOWERS SOUND LIKE IF YOU HAVE NEVER FUCKING SMELT THEM!?!?!?!?!?!?

FUCKER THIS IS THE FIRST CONVERSATION YOU ARE HAVING WITH HER THAT WAS NOT YOU JUST TELLING HER TO FUCK OFF
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HER

The more I learn about Betta, the more I fucking cannot stand him

👏NOT 👏EVERY 👏CONVERSATION 👏NEEDS 👏A 👏WINK👏

'... one particularly sharp and half broken... put me to sleep with a nice thud...' THESE DO NOT DESCRIBE THE SAME ITEM BUT ARE MEANT TO!
If something is sharp and half broken, it ain't gonna be a thid, which is usually dull. You'll get fucking CUT

Girl. You've fucked two of them before, one of them had TWO dicks, and you're blushing now?

‘…the confirmation of what the large thing is… It’s his dick.’
JUST SAY IT THE FIRST TIME STOP DALLYING AROUND IT

LET BETTA DIE

She’s human, Carp. She doesn’t care about how big your tail is and she cannot smell pheromones