Status Updates From Tempted by the Safety

This fictional man is so observant, sweet and thoughtful I'm going to cry 😭

He keeps talking, but I stop hearing it because I’m distracted by the freckles across his nose that I haven’t noticed before. There’s a spot on his lower lip that’s darker where he chews it when he’s reading a calendar. I have known that fact for approximately eleven days.

Having him oil up his NFL player boss for a jockstrap photoshoot is DIABOLICAL! I'm obsessed!!!

He’s in a jockstrap. Deep green, cut low and snug, and it does not leave a single thing to the imagination, not the shape of him, not the size of him. I register two facts in the same half second: that my boss is impressive everywhere, and that I am not sure I am equipped to survive the next ten minutes of my life.

So close and yet so far. Tempted by the urge to dnf at the very end

I’m not usually an age gap fan but after getting a small crush on a man 10 years older than me, I now understand 😭

THE BEST JP NOVELLA SO FAR. I SAID WHAT I FUCKING SAID. OMFGGGGKFKFKDKDJSNSS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

WAKE UP BABY IT’S JP NEW NOVELLA TIME