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Elizabeth
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This fictional man is so observant, sweet and thoughtful I'm going to cry ðŸ˜
He keeps talking, but I stop hearing it because I’m distracted by the freckles across his nose that I haven’t noticed before. There’s a spot on his lower lip that’s darker where he chews it when he’s reading a calendar. I have known that fact for approximately eleven days.
— Sep 09, 2026 05:31PM
He keeps talking, but I stop hearing it because I’m distracted by the freckles across his nose that I haven’t noticed before. There’s a spot on his lower lip that’s darker where he chews it when he’s reading a calendar. I have known that fact for approximately eleven days.
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Elizabeth
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Having him oil up his NFL player boss for a jockstrap photoshoot is DIABOLICAL! I'm obsessed!!!
He’s in a jockstrap. Deep green, cut low and snug, and it does not leave a single thing to the imagination, not the shape of him, not the size of him. I register two facts in the same half second: that my boss is impressive everywhere, and that I am not sure I am equipped to survive the next ten minutes of my life.
— Sep 08, 2026 11:03PM
He’s in a jockstrap. Deep green, cut low and snug, and it does not leave a single thing to the imagination, not the shape of him, not the size of him. I register two facts in the same half second: that my boss is impressive everywhere, and that I am not sure I am equipped to survive the next ten minutes of my life.