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oooh I missed this on the first read through!!

“I think it’s what the Prison—the island in the Fae’s home world—once was. When Theia ruled it, I mean. Before Silene fucked it all up. Maybe they’re linked in some way through being thin places and spilled over to each other a bit. Maybe back in that other world … maybe I woke up the land around the Prison, too.”

Hunt nudged her with a gray wing. “I’m assuming you have some plan up your sleeve that you’re going to spring on us at the worst possible moment.”
“I think you mean the coolest possible moment,” Bryce said, and Tharion, despite himself, smiled again.
“Note how she didn’t answer that,” Hunt said darkly

I do enjoy the grand plans that Aelin and Bryce hatch and keep secret 😂

That star in her chest … it was the light of a butcher. Her ancestor. Was this what she had been sent here to learn? That she wasn’t some brave savior’s scion, but a descendent of a morally corrupt bloodline?

The rats always seem to survive and thrive 🤷🏼‍♀️😕

She fell, slowly and without end—and sideways. Not a plunge down, but a yank across.

Someone on tiktok was talking about the difference between a Melody (ACOTAR 7) and Harmony (ACOTAR 6) and the way the notes move is different for each. In a harmony, the notes move vertically, whereas in a melody they move sideways.

Sooo.... does that mean we don't get another CC crossover until book 7?

Looks like I'm 75% of the way through the year, and 74% of the way through my reading challenge. Goodreads and my friend Noah have persuaded me that it's time to read some more stepbro smut to catch up 🤣

9/12 ✅

This book is just one bombshell I've forgotten after another 😳 Cormac can winnow?!

“You can fucking teleport?” Bryce gasped out, twisting to where Cormac stood.

I can't believe how much I forgot in this book. Can't wait for October 27 💖

“Your kind, Fallen, were made in Midgard by the Asteri. But the Fae, the shifters, and many others came from their own worlds. The universe is massive. Some believe it has no end. Or that our universe might be one in a multitude, as bountiful as the stars in the sky or the sand on a beach.”

Just out here trying to connect some dots since none of my irl friends will read these books 🥲

“The soap is right there,” she said, pointing to the stack directly at his eye level. “And yet you took down a box from the highest shelf?”
She could have sworn color stained his cheeks.
“I saw purple glitter.”
She blinked at him. “You thought it was a sex toy, didn’t you?”
He said nothing.
“You think I keep my vibrator in my linen closet?”

“Her pet chimera just appeared next to me at dawn, bit me in the ass for looking like I was dozing off, and then vanished again—right back into the apartment. Just as Quinlan came out of her bedroom and opened the curtains to see me grabbing my own ass like a fucking idiot.
Do you know how sharp a chimera’s teeth are?”

Trying to time my reread to coincide with October 27

We love an MC who knows what he wants.... reaper dick 😍

“Will you fuck me, Gray? Even if it’s the last thing we ever do?”

Did I try to harness the moon? Gather treasures and pile them at his feet? I didn’t know what to do, didn’t even have a shred of a clue. All I had was my hockey stick and my two hands, but, by God, I was going to—
“I don’t want the world.” Shea slipped his hand into mine, wove our fingers together. “I want you, Morgan. I just want you.”
That was far more terrifying.

I reread this book when I need to remind myself that there are good men who play hockey too. I think I'll be reading it a lot this year 😞

“I need you. This team needs you.”
“Why me?” “
Because out of everyone we know, you were the only one who we thought could come in here and do what’s right.”

When boy scout meets boy scout... one dude buys a set of plugs to prep to take his guy's 10 inches, and his guy shows up with 4 packs of lube.

“They say to dress for the job you want. I prepare my ass for the cock I want.”

"always travel prepared" 🤣🥵💦🔥🍑

“Every part of you is my responsibility while you’re here,” he finally says, a pointed tone in his voice. “That includes your cock. Your cum. It is all mine. If you wake up in the middle of the night and feel the need to go get fucked by some stranger, you will come to my room.”

The bodyguard MM romance we all deserve 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

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For those who dream of an oversized protector to shield them from the horrors of the world… …(covered in ink, morally grey, and loyal to the bone).

I don’t know how to tell Jordan I’m gay without telling him I’m in love with him. For me, those two things are linked, and I can’t imagine a time they won’t be.

🥹

“Orion Brent.” Jordan grinned when he spoke and dipped his head thoughtfully, as though he were going to say something of great significance. His lips and tongue moved in a way that looked controlled. Almost careful. Almost as though he were tasting the vowels and swallowing the consonants. “I like you.”

and I like this book 😍

Was I really going to make Rami come in the middle of the woods? Where any of his housemates could stumble across us? My cock was so hard it ached. Yep. I was totally doing this.
“Then don’t make me wait, baby,” he said, using his hand in my hair to gently guide my head forwards. “Suck my cock and remind me who I belong to.”

🔥 🔥 🔥

I would’ve forsaken all the promises I was making to God for one more night with him.  The same way I was doing now.

I'm very over religious themes in books, so I'm not as titilated by the whole fucking-the-priest thing as I think I'm supposed to be, but this book is still so much better than the last two. Happy to end the series with a good series of bangs (the whole book is fucking).

This fictional man is so observant, sweet and thoughtful I'm going to cry 😭

He keeps talking, but I stop hearing it because I’m distracted by the freckles across his nose that I haven’t noticed before. There’s a spot on his lower lip that’s darker where he chews it when he’s reading a calendar. I have known that fact for approximately eleven days.

Having him oil up his NFL player boss for a jockstrap photoshoot is DIABOLICAL! I'm obsessed!!!

He’s in a jockstrap. Deep green, cut low and snug, and it does not leave a single thing to the imagination, not the shape of him, not the size of him. I register two facts in the same half second: that my boss is impressive everywhere, and that I am not sure I am equipped to survive the next ten minutes of my life.

8/12 ✅

A little late updating this, but still feeling the same as last month. I've read a few good books this year, but nothing transcendent. I feel like I'm always teetering on the verge of a slump 😖

Here we go again with me reading a book mainly due to the TWs...
Legal sex work Romantic relationship between sex worker and client Degradation and humiliation kinks Sadist and masochist CBT CNC Chastity cage Restraints/handcuffs Blindfolds Painplay Impact play Throat grabbing/light choking Spitting in mouth Temperature play (ice/snow) Extreme sounding Rimming Edging/orgasm denial Prostate milking Overstimulation

“Oh, baby. You’ve been so lonely, haven’t you?”
He takes a few, harsh little breaths then whispers in a raw, broken voice, “Yes.”

These two are really compelling although their relationship dynamics make me very uneasy

“It’ll be simple.” His tone is dark, not gentle, but something about it makes me calm down. “All you have to do,” he says as he tilts my head back and to the side, “is obey.” He lets go of my face and steps back. I’m frozen in place until he murmurs, “Mmm, perfect,” then I shudder, breaking the pose.

Levi is in waaaaay over his head here 🤩

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🤩 Me, my eyes lighting up at the list of TWs: Obsessive and controlling MC, Rough Sex, Bondage, Toys (ball stretcher, dildo, whip, flogger), Biting, Spanking, Murder

Pretty excited to read this 🤤

Omg so cheesy lol 🫣

You always did say I was a royal nightmare.”
“Maybe so…” Shep pressed a kiss to the top of my head, tightening his arms around me in a way that said he wasn’t about to let go anytime soon. “But I’m starting to think you’re my royal dream.”

This is a really unfortunate typo 🤣🫣

“Any big plans this weekend?” my co-worker asked as she leaned over the cubicle wall.
“Nope,” I lied, putting on my best customer service voice. It was the only one I used at work, regardless of who I was talking to. “Just gonna relax. Maybe I’ll hit the poor at the gym tomorrow.”