Status Updates From Not My Boyfriend

Things are happening a little bit too fast, but I don't mind much. It's h-o-t!

Thank god I'm done. I thought it would never end!

What could he do? What could he say? This was all his fault, for pushing Max away. But Karson couldn’t give him what he wanted. He didn’t do relationships. He’d never again let himself be hurt the way Andrew hurt him. It didn’t matter how much Karson liked Max.
Karson was meant to be alone.

You see this bullshit?

Max's name should have been "doormat"...it would have been far more appropriate.

“It’s not a date. Not really,” Max said. If some bitterness crept into his voice, he couldn’t really help it. “He needs someone to go with.”
“So he’s using you,” Lydia said.
“No.”
“That’s what it sounds like.”
“He’s a good guy,” Max said, crossing his own arms now.
Lydia rolled her eyes. She reached up and scratched her finely plucked brow just above the teal eye shadow. “So he’s a good guy who’s using you.”

“I’ll do it,” Max said.
Karson looked up, surprise and hope in his eyes. He pushed his glasses farther up the bridge of his nose with his finger. When he moved his hand away, they immediately fell back to where they were. God, it was adorable. Karson was adorable. When he wasn’t being a selfish asshole. Hell, even when he was.

I thought this was M/M, but apparently Max as no balls.

I keep waiting to find out Andrew beat Karson, or abused him in some way, because it makes absolutely no sense why Karson simply doesn't tell him to fuck off. It's a ridiculous plot.

Really, the sex scenes are the only reason to continue this drivel at this point.

Wow, we passed so quickly into Imbecile Land I didn't even realize we'd taken the exit.

No, he’d never be free. Not now. It was too late. He was in too deep with Max, no matter how hard he tried to backpedal, and Andrew reappearing in his life only made everything twenty times more complicated.

I honestly feel like I'm reading two different books...And neither is very good.

Dear Karson, Sybil called...she wants her personalities back.
Thanks.
Me
P.S.: Your name is stupid and you're being a dick. K, bye!

What is going on?! Two minutes ago Karson was all about giving it a go, then he gets a phone call and is suddenly citizen asshole again? WTF?

Are you kidding? He's an emotionally closed off prick because his high school sweetheart cheated on him in college? Seriously? Get the fuck over it, dipshit.

I'm really trying very hard to not flip my shit at what is, essentially, one big fucking miscommunication plot. Argh. Grr.

This book and I are headed for disaster. :(

1st sex scene is in a public bathroom. 2nd scene is in an alley beside a dumpster. Not the kind of "dirty" sex I had in mind. :(