Status Updates From Repaired

// I don’t understand why this author thinks creating this subplot in regard to Parker and his father (in terms of what he’s willing to do for a father who doesn’t give a fuck about him), is even remotely interesting in a positive way!! This is fucking obnoxious and irritating and aggravating, and the author is fucking destroying this book so far!!

// “Her literally grabbing her son by the scruff of his neck and all but hurling him at his father, was enough for me to want to drop the case. But for some asinine reason, I knew I wouldn’t do that. Though my heart might be torn, my mind was already made up. Win the case. Get Avery what she wanted. Win my father’s approval. Bury my own disgust. Maintain the outward appearance of being happy.”

// This author’s internalized misogyny is fucking obnoxious and pathetic, and right now with the way this author phrases things in derogatory ways (toward women) makes me think this author is a fucking obnoxious ignorant cunt!! The constant “like a girl” phrases are so incredibly toxic and misogynistic, pathetic, ignorant, and fucking obnoxious!!

// Why don’t you just tell him that you and Gabe are ex-boyfriends but that you are now definitely still the best of the best of friends!! I just think it’s weird that you’re not telling him that you are best friends with Gabe!!

// “So you’re gay?” My stupidly pointless question cut through the comfortable silence of our meal.
Liam smiled up at me … Tossing his thumb back at Gabe once more, he laughed. “Nope. Gabe’s really a woman. I just like the burly type.”

~ This moment is fucking stupid and the author is a fucking idiot!! They are both definitely gay, but they could’ve been bisexual!! So the question is legit!!

// Parker!! If you’ve got fucking daddy issues, which you clearly do because your father is a fucking piece of shit, then you need to grow a pair and deal with him and put him in his fucking place, instead of taking out your aggression on the people around you who don’t deserve it!! Give your father the fucking smackdown he deserves and be genuinely nice to the people who are genuinely nice to you!!

// “Maybe it wasn’t about shedding the burdens of my past? What if it was about learning how to carry it with me into my future?”


~ Very interesting perspective!! The former part of that sentence is still better though!!

// What Parker actually needs to do is kick his father to the curb, break out and succeed in business all of his own creation, and completely cut ties indefinitely and permanently with the shithead that he calls “father”!! Nobody needs that kind of garbage in their lives!! This better be exactly what Parker does!!

// I absolutely can’t stand the woe-is-me mentality or MCs that allow their family to shit all over them just because they are family or because they feel like they don’t have a choice! I can’t stand when MCs allow or ignore abuse! The author better not fucking harp on it and it better get resolved quickly, because I will be really fucking pissed if the author dwells on it for the sake of conflict in the book!!

// “Overeager much.”

~ This is a raging pet peeve of mine! I absolutely cannot stand when authors, especially ignorant American authors, use “much” as some kind of sarcastic qualifier to questions or statements! If an author thinks it makes them sound funny or witty, it’s fucking doesn’t, it makes them all sound ignorant and obnoxious as fucking hell!! Because it IS fucking obnoxious!! STOP!!

Mmm...no lo sé Rick.

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