Status Updates From Nailed

literally could not finish this garbage book

literally couldnt finish this garbage book

"green tinted ponytail and the goofy Goodwill clothes draped over my lanky and ludicrously unathletic six-foot frame"
I am so sorry 'Bret' but there is nothing I can do in my little mind to fix that horrible discription. I just imagine some over weight kid who is bald but with this green pony tail in the middle....that is scary

he had alot of problems with getting girls to notice him at all but he asks Kylee out and they are having a great time, she likes guys who are real don't want to be a wannabe like the other guys, she asks him why he took so long to ask her out but it looks like they are going to have a date and they are kissing

they are 3 nerds named Bret, Alex, Sean and rate girls saying how they will loose their finger for them and thinking no girl would ever date them, but clearly they want to be loved and lust but think nobody will ever pay attention to them because they think they are not good enough.

character named Bret just turned 16 years old and has a license, his dad is trying to show him how to oil change but Bret doesn't think he needs to learn something so small "the nails that sticks out furthest gets hammered hardest"