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"green tinted ponytail and the goofy Goodwill clothes draped over my lanky and ludicrously unathletic six-foot frame"
I am so sorry 'Bret' but there is nothing I can do in my little mind to fix that horrible discription. I just imagine some over weight kid who is bald but with this green pony tail in the middle....that is scary