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God found himself sobbing, his body shaking with rage and pain, anguished at the (literal) infinity of loneliness he had known. No mother, no father, no siblings, no friends. Nothing. He was alone. He had always been alone.

Noah and his sons Ham, Shem, and Japheth, along with all their wives—God had no idea what any of the women’s names were, nor did he really care.