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actually crazy that he told oscar wilde in press that he dresses badly and looks like shit

critic: whistler's art is shit
whistler: oh so you want me to kill myself? well i was planning to do it anyway so like dont bother

kill john ruskin

" An artist's career always begins tomorrow. ".

Right. Yesterday is but today's memory, and tomorrow is today's dream.

Some critics about Whistler's paintings of the Thames river : " The artist clearly cannot paint water ".

It seems that the abstract was for some critics what quantum physics is for Trump, more precisely a thing used in cooking Béchamel sauce.

If you don't make a friend now
One might make you
So, learn the gentle art of making enemies.
Your day has finally come
So, wear the hat and do the dance
And let the suit keep wearing you.

Nothing easier, so far.
Step 1 - Find someone who disagrees with you on anything.

Step 2 - Insult them and mock them publicly.

Step 3 - Repeat until you have no friends left.

Tip - For better success, you can practice it in front of a mirror. You know, like de Niro, in Taxi Driver.