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"The universe is inside all of us. We are all made of stars." Haha. Carl Sagan reference!

"You have to admit the russian way is different from the american way. - are you saying that russians have no manners? russia is a tough country and we russians say what we think, it's not rude, it's just our way of doing things."
Антоша, это не мифический russian way, это ты м*дак.

За сегодня, думаю, закончу. Ревью - завтра, но не думаю, что последние 80 страниц изменят мое мнение и я поставлю ЭТОМУ больше единицы.

another F'CKIN STEREOTYPE: I'm Russian, alcohol is water for me.
And would you like to hear a strange toast? I have one! "Pod stolom uvidimsja!" I am 22 and i have NEVER heard this sh*t.

wtf is migoura? мегера штоле или что? и seznayka???

"He is polishing a samovar." The main character is sitting in his apartment in New York and is polishing the samovar. EVERYTHING IS ALL RIGHT! I am seriously waiting for brown bears to appear in this book because all the f*cking stereotypes about Russia seem to be in this book.

Казалось, падать глубже было некуда, но тут со дна постучали. Эта книга просто отвратительна до невозможности.

"-He was extremely rude to me. He really seemed to go out of his way to be mean to me. - oh, Anton is Russian. This is what they are like. He is not rude. It's just the Russian way of doing things." I CANT GOD SAVE ME FROM THIS BOOK OF COURSE ALL RUSSIANS ARE ARROGANT IDIOTS IT'S JUST OUR WAY OF DOING THINGS!

These two are totally worth each other. He ignores her all the time. She forgot his rackets for tournament on the plane, she doesn't know nothing about the arrangements for this trip. Good job, Jon Snow!

Why is he such an ***hole, I can't. His PR manager and Sophie greet him and he just ignores them and goes to the bathroom. MAN YOU'RE 26 or something STOP ACTING LIKE A CHILD

"They say Russians rarely smile" oh yeah we always have deadly serious face, of course.

"university is very important to russians" YOU DON'T SAY

going back to this torture of me, because i'm too tired to read made you up

Taking a break from this book because it makes me wanna throw up

Which stereotype will I see next? Maybe Anton has a bear? Or ushanka? Or red blouse? Or all the above?

"She likes wine and you only want vodka. I'm saying you are not meant for each other." JC, are you serious? Is this supposed to be like philosophical sentence? Cause I don't see any deep philosophy here and the author could express the idea of "not meant for each other" without using that stereotype that these crazy Russians drink only vodka.

after reading "Throne of glass" this book feels like utter disappointment

This is gross. The main male character is such an idiot, I CAN'T I wanna drop it, but I'll keep eating the cactus cause I don't drop books.

Чё-то как-то пока не идет. Не в последнюю очередь чтению мешают blyad, govno, chyort voz'mi и прочие радости русского мата, который использует главный герой.