Status Updates From Sweetbreads and Sweet Nothings

Writing style is very armature-ish.

Why in the whole wide fucked-up world would Lukas ever want, let alone demand, to see that film?!

I know that trauma works in mysterious ways but hat's straight-up nutso!!

Why would anyone WANT to say they met at a wedding?!

"Consume. What do you mean consume?"

"Eat."

Dude! Did you NOT watch Silence of the Lambs?? Why would you want that? Listen to Kristoph... You're a fucking idiot. And that came from a place of love, hommie. FFS.

FINALLY I get to start this : )

There is no gif to explain...

Kissing makes Lukas wonder whether or not that man ate Bernhard’s thin, soft lips or if he threw them out with hair and bone.

I have to giggle and make jokes in my head because my OCD would NEVER allow me to do much of anything with anyone for a long time knowing the man I loved asked to be eaten. It's just. I can't. Not even Mads or Gaspard could sexy this for me.

Well, it's horrible. I've already cried. I might ditch it. I need chocolate.

Little Nicky is not impressed by my reading choice today.

Oh god....



Somebody call my mommy. I need her to make me some peppermint tea and rub my tummy.

I just had to google the conversion of kg to pounds and holy mother effing shite. Again, sorry as someone who doesn't eat animals, the thought of that much human flesh???? *gags* And yeah, it was about the same amount as the real dude.

"Life's not a fucking action movie, and you're not Jason Statham."

Mmmmm...Statham....if anyone can make me forget about cannibalism...

...it's that sexy, bald bastard.

I have nothing to say but....

Alright you freaky deaks - who all is reading this today??????