Status Updates From The Vampire and the Necroma...

What fresh hell is this? I have to meet people, and talk to them? And they know my name?

Ivan is seriously overreacting to Nova wearing makeup. It's good he likes her without it but it shouldn't matter either way.

I've never met a human of any race who didn't like Taylor Swift.

Me! I don't!

I think Ivan is getting a little ahead of himself here. He can't go around telling people he's marrying Nova when he hasn't even asked her yet.

"Do you model or play basketball or anything?"
"No I'm a complete waste of height."

Lol, I definitely relate to this.