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I think Ivan is getting a little ahead of himself here. He can't go around telling people he's marrying Nova when he hasn't even asked her yet.

— May 20, 2016 07:53AM

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Heather ~*dread mushrooms*~ is 88% done

What fresh hell is this? I have to meet people, and talk to them? And they know my name?

— May 24, 2016 03:19PM

Heather ~*dread mushrooms*~ is 84% done

Ivan is seriously overreacting to Nova wearing makeup. It's good he likes her without it but it shouldn't matter either way.

— May 24, 2016 10:15AM

Heather ~*dread mushrooms*~ is 60% done

I've never met a human of any race who didn't like Taylor Swift.

Me! I don't!

— May 22, 2016 07:44PM

Heather ~*dread mushrooms*~ is 59% done

— May 22, 2016 07:39AM

Heather ~*dread mushrooms*~ is 16% done

"Do you model or play basketball or anything?"
"No I'm a complete waste of height."

Lol, I definitely relate to this.

— May 19, 2016 09:55AM

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