Status Updates From Biker Chicks

Just finished Somebody To Love-Eric Plume. I sooo wanted this story to end differently but it was still a great read!

You've got to be fucking kidding me with this shit.

Dude leans in and whispers in my ear, "By far the sexiest thing I have ever witnessed."

Yes, seeing a crazed woman you only met five seconds ago punch a female for talking to you is a real turn on. Men love violent, possessive women, they're the BEST.

Oh, gosh, now she's physically assaulting a woman for talking to a man, a man she first laid eyes on two minutes ago.

Bitches like her are what give women a bad name.

No, I'm pretty sure that's you, honey.

"Trust me babe once I have you, I'll be the star of your dreams every night," he says before downing the rest of his beer.

Yeah, that's EXACTLY how to get laid in bars. Talk to women just like that. They find it attractive. *rolls eyes*

She's selling this as sexy! I can't believe this shit.

"Yeah. He went on and on about you fucking up his night and disrespecting him in front of one of his men until I went down on him to shut him up," she says laughing.

"Thanks for the mental picture, bitch," I groan.

Ugh. This is everything I hate about biker romance.

She's got a pink motorcycle, a pink gun, and a pink knife.

Also, this writing needs a little work.

Ugh, how horrible.

Ugh, I have so much to say about that story!!! This review is already 10 pages long in Word!!!!!! Argh!

Motorcycles were more expensive than a drug habit.

Great! Great. <---sarcasm

- Plume

"You told me you'd sworn off dating." His voice had a sulky edge to it. Previously such a display would have made me feel guilty, but instead of placating his ego I spoke my mind.

"No," I said. "I told you I was done with boys."

Oooooooh, that was a sick burn!!!!

- Plume

"Got something to tell you," he said.

"What?"

He leaned over, caught my chin in his fingers and kissed me with as much passion as he had in my bedroom the previous night.

Awwwwww! More kissing!!!! If Plume keeps putting kissing scenes in this story, I might have a heart attack. That would be bad.

Sex?

No! Kissing! Who cares about the sex parts?!?!? DESCRIBED KISSING!

I had never kissed anyone before. I'd been kissed a few times but as I slid my hands up Gabriel's neck and drew his face to mine, I learned how the two were as different as night and day. Our lips met on my terms, and a jolt went down my spine as I pushed myself deeper into his arms...

KISSING!!!!! Kissing is happening!!!!!

But let every man prove his own work, and then shall he have rejoicing in himself alone, and not in another.

- Tell me if I'm anywhere near close, Eric Plume.

When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

I shook it; his swallowed mine, his palms as rough as un-sanded lumber.

Up! She's noticing his hands. Sex is imminent.

- Plume

Eric Plume is swooping down at 60% and breathing fresh air into this anthology.

I need to call Jax and see where we are. It's time for some talking. Meeting up with him will clear the air and get me an answer I can live with.

Who the frick is Jax? This is the problem with short stories.
- Barnard

Well, that story was disgusting.

It must have been her first time experiencing the power of a real biker.

LOL You must be joking. Please stop with this 'only bikers know how to fuck' thing. It's too hilarious.

- Davida Lynn.

LOL This main character's name is "Trask" and all I can think about is Trask Industries. OMG, I never thought of myself as a nerd or geek or whatever people are calling themselves nowadays, but...

Okay, that was a great story by Rizer, but I'm upset he didn't return the favor.

Just so you are all aware, my review of this book has just reached six pages in Word. o.O