Status Updates From All I Believe (Firsts and F...

I’m not sure about this one. So over the top and sooo much drama. Kind of want to yell at the author to get to the point...

This was one wild and crazy ride. Sweetly romantic w/lovers sharing anonymous 1st kisses than 10 years earlier, a more than enthusiastically supportive grandmother spreading love everywhere and a detour into WTF-land via hit men determined to settle a centuries old score. If I wasn't worried I'd keel over from heart failure, THIS is the world I wished I lived in...with Nana blowing up kitchens & handing out lube.

Holy hell...I think I'd sell body parts to be at a party like that.

Argh, I wish there was some way to program my phone to just stop playing an audio book after it detects no movement for like, 5 minutes or something. I mean, crap. I can't lay down listening because if I fall asleep it just keeps on going and either I wake up in the middle of another book or (worse) I only snooze a few and get spoiled for what happens in later chapters. Gah!

*dies* "Vagitarian" JFC...Nana, I love you.

Seriously, Nana is AMAZING. And embarrassing to a horrifying extent...no filter. OMG.

Okay, so that specifically is NOT a thing. But *snort* there is bacon flavored lube. And I love Greg's deadpan delivery of that whole scene. (Who am I kidding? I love Greg, period.)

*spit-take* Oh. My. Gawd. "Bacon Flavor Booty Butter" Is that an actual thing? I need that to be an actual thing. I'm checking to see if that's an actual thing...

*face/palm* Nanna is my spirit animal. When I get to that age, I can only hope I'm that shameless.