Status Updates From My Dirty Detour

DNF

It says a lot when you cry over Mob stories! I don't know what's happening to me, I am laughing to the point of tears and then I want to bawl my eyes out!!!

There are moments I have to stop reading and finish laughing. The sassy mouths in this book are so great!

81% Not your normal mafia read. Quirky little read!

My mom was livid. “That’s great. Throw your whole life away for some guy you just met. Don’t come running to me when this all falls apart!” She yelled and stormed back to her car. Seriously, her mom pisses me off and I want to yell at this 34 year old woman to stop letting people dictate her life and disrespect her. She also needs to stop running every single life event passed her mother. Grow up

It's almost fight time *squee*

Oooh it's all about to kick off with Ursula and Natalia #fightingbitches

I think I'm gonna take a break from this book... Sometime in the future I will read it.

What a perfect description of Sergio & Rocky: "One wants to kill you with his bare hands and the other could charm the pope into buying condoms." Love it!!!

I'm loving Rocky and Violet's story so far!!! Can't wait to read on....

I'm loving Rocky and Violet's story so far!!! Can't wait to read on....

so many awesome one-liners.
I've snort-giggled my way through most of this book so far.

<3

"but if someone told me to drop and give them twenty, it would have to be in dollars because there's no way I'd be able to do that many pushups"

Really, really like this book <3

Third paragraph in and I already love it.

The guys looked at me questioningly after I reviewed my hand written sheet with notes as to which vendor had what menu choices. "I can't just walk down the street and randomly eat whatever's there! What if I fill up on crap at the first few booths and then I have no room at the end and there's good stuff but I'm already full? That would be heinous. I need my chart

I like her! Food is important!!