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this story is an anvantor i will give this book 5 5 stars

This is so funny

"You have to be extra-focused on looking for evil when it’s a beautiful day. Beautiful days can trick you into thinking that everything’s fine and that evil couldn’t possibly happen on such a sunny, happy, wonderful, beautiful day… but evil does exist, and we must be ready for the danger."
"Do you ever get tired watching out for danger, Laser Moose?"
"Do you think danger ever gets tired of being dangerous?"

“AT NIGHT, EVIL CAN CREEP OUT FROM THE SEEDY UNDERBELLY OF THE FOREST WHERE IT—“
“What’s a ‘seedy underbelly’?”
“Um… a seedy underbelly is… well, it’s not good. It’s the bottom… of a very seedy thing.”
“Like a watermelon??”
“No, it’s—“