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“setting aside these silly freaks” is perhaps the funniest way describe a pirate in a book from 1724

“Mars and Venus could not be served at the same time” is a banger of a line actually of course it would be in the Mary Read section. diva

decided to back the theory that captain charles johnson used to be a pirate, purely because the idea of publishing a book filled with gossip about ex coworkers is too funny to pass up