Status Updates From The Family Plot

It was shaped like a woman, but it didn’t move like one. It moved like a spider, something with a fiddle or a bowtie on its back. But not an hourglass. An hourglass shows time moving, one direction out another. Whatever this was, it was stuck in time, if not in place.

What in the infernal f*ck is she talking about??

I hereby hail Priest the QUEEN of stringing readers along. I’m on page 170 and absolutely nothing is happening. Sh*t better go down REAL fast and soon before I throw this book in the bonfire.