Status Updates From Die For You (Catastrophe, #1)

I am a predictable bitch, because now there are another 2 men in the picture and NOW I am enjoying this a lot more 😂

Audio. Narrator: Adam Gold, love his voice but omg what is it making the FMC so whiny, weak, annoying and naiv. I am already stressed by her. If I would be a man, my dick would shrink not getting hard for her. Let’s see if she’s going to be less annoying.

There were dogs. They were NOT ok. I think the author is a cat person like her heroine and therefore biased against dogs. Not all dogs turn aggressive and feral instantly. I can hear my bestie laughing from here. 😉

*3 Stars*

Holiday BR with my bestie.

This main character is pissing me off. She is so weak and pathetic. I just can’t. Ugh.

Ay de verdad el interés amoroso está “cuadrando” con otro tipo para compartir a la chama porque es la única mujer viva hasta ahora?

Es impresionante como la protagonista no ha parado de llorar en todo el libro

““he’s got a swastika tattooed on his neck.” “Jesus H. Christ.” Trevor exhaled. “What does that mean?” Christian asked.”
This dude is meant to be smart? What else could it mean?! Also confused because Trevor has one & they kept talking about that being the reason they knew he was in jail because it’s a jail thing... like... no it’s not? He could 100% get that out of jail, swastika doesn’t just equal ‘jail gang’ ffs.

“Meanwhile, I was stockpiling what I felt was really important—clothes, make-up and accessories.“... oh god, this new chick is JUST as stupid.

So they bring up hot water consumption and she’s seriously arguing that because she’s female she HAS to have longer (30 MINUTE) showers... because she has long hair she has to condition and she has to SHAVE HER LEGS. Why... WHY would you NEED to do that in the shower? She could totally do that before a shower and rinse off after. She’s supposedly studied a few things that would help but she’s a dumbass.

“He asked me, Rachel. Trevor played this the right way, going through me first.” ... consent-wise he DIDNT play it the right way. This dude sees her as his property & that he makes the decisions for her body, then asks later. He keeps saying all the stuff he does is for HER pleasure but last time I checked, his dominance & the ménage stuff is HIS kink, which means it’s ultimately for HIS pleasure.

“Christian said, ever the pragmatist. She glanced back at him and noted his emotionless features. Did the man ever smile?”.... on the last page we were told his wife and kids died... & she wants him to smile? Ew. she’s a heartless loser.

““Die Hard.” She gasped. It was one of her favorites. Her knees weakened as the action movie leapt across the screen... Rachel bit her lip and dug her fingers into Adam’s forearm. She turned her head, trying to look up at him. “I want to travel with them,” she said” ... did this chick... really just say... she wants to travel with them because they can watch Die Hard? Honestly? I want to kill her myself. Damn.

A little lame, but enjoyable

I’d be finding a lululemon and grabbing all the stuff!