Status Updates From Inflamed: Shadow Riders MC

well that was one hella of a build up before the nut was busted. I was bout to lose it waiting on that ish to go down.

WOW. Is she not going to ask about her child?

My point: "You know, I've got to say that it took longer than I expected for you to finally show up here," Ricky told him.

Building is on fire with someone in it? Don't worry. They'll have a 20 minute conversation before making a move.

RIP phone #4.

We now have a broken pool table with the four legs almost gone. Seriously, WHY AM I STILL READING THIS?!

1 broken bar glass. I'm shocked the bar didn't break in two.

If someone is trying to kill me, don't call these idiots. They'll take forever and will have deep conversations while I'm getting killed. Like, we have to be up to at least 30 minutes since he got the emergency call. AT LEAST 30!

You have to be a special kind of dumb not to know the difference between GREEN and YELLOW squash. I just can't with this heroine. I just can't! When I think I can, she proves to me that I'm deluding myself.

I don't know if I'm gonna make it! EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE. I thought I'd make it to the end but I think I may have to tap out!

I've been waiting for this sex scene and it is not sexy. They are talking too damn much.

HOLD THE PHONE! WTF?! This dude goes to pussy party after pussy party and just because he hasn't slept with anyone for 2 months you let him hit it RAW?! What in the STI hell is going on here?! See, this is why I don't believe in abstinence only training. Pure madness. And mind you he keeps adjusting his junk like he's secretly scratching crabs. Um-hum. LOVE YOURSELF- GLOVE YOURSELF.

Now I remember why I can't stop laughing at the name Ricky Fontaine and thinking "Pretty Ricky is what they called him." He's Martin's high school rival who stole his girl! LOL!

Broken bar due to his mighty fists of rage and frustration.

A beer bottle and two shelves. This asshole needs to only shop at IKEA if he's this destructive. Maybe some mindful meditation and therapy may work too.

Let's add clinching jaw so hard they could have broken in two. See folks, THIS is why you need honest ARCs and editors. Someone would have pointed out the unnatural sentence structure due to misplaced curse words. They would have pointed out the strength of the writing when the author is not trying too hard like in the come to Jesus meeting between River and his Mom. Everything would not break!

RIP, plate. We hardly knew ye.

"Dumb, fuckin', stupid piece of shit, son of a bitch; goddamn assholes." Did she just manage to get almost all the major swear words in one sentence?

Broken Furniture Tally: 2 tables, 1 cellphone, 2 door frames, the Earth itself, 3 walls, and 1 cellphone. We're not even half way into the book yet, folks.

Do this guy have crabs? He's always adjusting his cock. I'm starting to think he's secretly scratching himself on the sly.

Who talks like this?!

Oh Lord. She's now talking about the Lord. She's going to lead their club to Christ and back to its former glory. HALLELUJAH! #ijustcant

Oh, so now he's so big and strong that the earth shakes under his movement? Seriously folks. I swear reading this is like a challenge. The cursing is so distracting! It's just so OTT!

Their clubhouse must be build crappily. Doorframes are shaking. Tables are breaking. They need to invest in quality pieces.

Is that girl still in his room?! 10% of the book has passed since she was sent. Lol!

Unless Ricky's cum is on that fabric, I fail to see how it links him to the child and the fire. That fabric could have come from anywhere. You need DNA to do a DNA test.

The cursing is comical. I take it that the writer is not versed in the ways of foul language. As a foul mouth American, I must say that is plain dreadful and HI-larious. The only people who speak like this are juggalos.