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⋆. 𐙚˚࿔ jay.sometimes.reads.books𝜗𝜚˚⋆
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“gay utopia” sounds like my bedroom
— Aug 28, 2026 12:38PM
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⋆. 𐙚˚࿔ jay.sometimes.reads.books𝜗𝜚˚⋆
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"i owe you an apology"
understatement of the fucking year
— Aug 28, 2026 11:05AM
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understatement of the fucking year
⋆. 𐙚˚࿔ jay.sometimes.reads.books𝜗𝜚˚⋆
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you asshole
— Aug 28, 2026 10:41AM
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⋆. 𐙚˚࿔ jay.sometimes.reads.books𝜗𝜚˚⋆
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"my right hand is occupied"
uhmmmmm ehehehe wdym by that?? *slowly backs away and retreats into a corner* WDYM BY THAT???? NONONONON DONT DO THIISS!!! I THOUGHT WE WERE HAVING A NICE DATE???
— Aug 28, 2026 09:45AM
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uhmmmmm ehehehe wdym by that?? *slowly backs away and retreats into a corner* WDYM BY THAT???? NONONONON DONT DO THIISS!!! I THOUGHT WE WERE HAVING A NICE DATE???













