Status Updates From Fire Up My Heart

“Don’t worry, Fane. While we made love, I was running a background program. I crosschecked all human literature, television, and film against our current situation, and I have devised a suitable plan.”

Whatever had blown inside him appeared to have knocked out his base programming. All he felt now were his own impulses and wishes.
He was free.

(...) the world’s first strong AI.
The Bot itself would have to make an appearance or two, and once Samuel’s genius had been pronounced, he would strip the machine down and run diagnostics on every wire and cog to see what made it tick and find a way to replicate it.
Ohhh noooo!!!!

“And I would love you.”
“What did you say?”
“I said I would love you.” Jo-E paused and frowned. “Would that not make you happy, Fane? I thought humans liked to be loved.”
“How would you love me, Jo-E? What would it make you feel?”
“I would feel happiness. Pleasure. And I would give you pleasure. Like this.”
Then Jo-E pulled Fane into his arms and kissed him.

Jo-E is adorable!

He’d read that the current models were anatomically correct, but he’d never realized to what extent. For some reason, he’d assumed the Bots would be like those olden-day Ken dolls, with nothing at all “down there.” But this Jo-E had the complete package. And a more than adequate one at that. He wondered how functional it was. Did it sit there, a soft, unchanging lump of silicone, or could it…? Could he…?

BR with Susan.

(P.S. I thought her phone was broken when she suggested this Bot sex :)

BR with Els.


Let’s do some robot sex.

*fingers crossed for robot sex*

No joke, any time I see robot MC's I can hear "Intergalactic" by the (awesome as fuck) Beastie Boys in my head.


*gets ready for some dope moves*