Status Updates From Smokin' Hot (Accidental) Kiss

S-l-o-w-l-y
So you think your reader does not know how to spell the word? Is that it.
Reallllyy. Wayyy. Sooo.

Ugh! 11 years old and feeling hot and bothered by just being near this waaaay hotttt guy.

There's no more way to emphasize a thought or idea. Good job miss author.

I'm reading this?? Don't judge my intelligence please. Hnmmm. Okay maybe I'm questioning my capability to know what to read and what to avoid.