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Penguin infidelity. Sometimes it was still a wild, cruel world.

(This short story is AWESOME!!)

“Can you read minds?”

“Am I reading yours?” he countered.

“Plagiarizing it,” I answered.

😂😂👏👏

“Just focus on the goal.” “Not dying?” “Think about how incredible our sex is going to be as soon as we get to my room.” “We’re still having sex? Even after all this?” “Especially after this,” he corrected. “I’m a virgin,” I blurted out. “I don’t want to die one.”

This was the cutest and funniest thing I have read in a long time. Review when I can stop grinning like a fool.

I’m so sorry. I wish I was still tipsy and could blame the stupid things falling out of my mouth on booze.

So been there, Theodore. So been there.

I need a palate cleanser and this, I was told was cute AF so...

D'aaaaaawwwwwwww!

Penguin love!

I'm dying of more cute. Ginger, virgin penguin shifter cute!

Penguin infidelity. Sometimes it was still a wild, cruel world. ..... Pfffftt... *snorts* [fell over laughing]

Who left their egg? Bitch!!! **off to Google a mangell penguin**