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Dead Inside
is 50% done
“My friend says the password is Salmon Pizza. Tell them that if they ask.”
— Feb 03, 2026 06:25AM
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Dead Inside
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“Some people are freaked out by spiders, but wasps are like spiders with fucking wings. And the bastards sting the fuck out of everything they come across just because they feel like it. Fuck wasps.”
— Feb 02, 2026 05:25AM
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Nico
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La premisa es de lo más inimaginable que se te pueda ocurrir. Pero el mundo donde se ubica madre mía, el Mellick hila muy fino, la sociedad de gordos que es USA y en la que se está convirtiendo gran parte de occidente reciben una buena bofetada.
— Dec 14, 2025 07:21AM
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Laura
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We’re all going to pretend this isn’t happening. I blame Sarah and Alyssa again.
— Jul 28, 2025 07:36PM
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