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"The pound lost so much value that we had to make up for it by becoming pounds ourselves."

Probably the most reasonable thing in this book

Yeah…

What the fuck am I reading

TIENE UNA HISTORIA BONUS!

Theres no end to the variety when you open your heart's butt to your neighbors

All you need is love... all you need is butts...

Wake up honey new book has arrived

We need more

WHY AM I ReADINg THS HELp

+ una historia del día Lunes dándole por el ojete como nos da a todos todas las semanas.

Arte.

what the fuck even is my taste in literature anymore

“Alright, let’s get started, how do we do this?”
“Love,” explains the coin. “All you need is love.”
I stand there in silence, just staring at Perber as I wait for him to explain himself.
“We need to make love to each other,” the coin continues.

That escalated quickly *tears if mirth*

“The pound lost so much value that we had to make up for it by becoming pounds ourselves,” Perber explains.
“That doesn’t really make any sense,” I tell him.

I am laughing too much

"my night of alcohol fueled depression and sociopolitical terror," Drinking due to politics, best reason I've found yet

I’ve never experience sexual feelings for another male before, but right now there is no denying the way that my heart beat quickens, the way that I yearn for his powerful, monetary unit touch. ***** FAREWELL, FRIENDS. #ded

“Did you just say all?” The pound nods. “As in, everyone became coins, not just you?” I continue. “The pound lost so much value that we had to make up for it by becoming pounds ourselves,” Perber explains. “That doesn’t really make any sense,” I tell him. ****** I AM CRYING.

“You’re in the future,” explains the giant sentient monetary instrument, “but it’s not safe here. Follow me!” ***** I am proud to own this book.