Lauren Harris’s Reviews > Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union > Status Update

I’ve never experience sexual feelings for another male before, but right now there is no denying the way that my heart beat quickens, the way that I yearn for his powerful, monetary unit touch. ***** FAREWELL, FRIENDS. #ded

“Did you just say all?” The pound nods. “As in, everyone became coins, not just you?” I continue. “The pound lost so much value that we had to make up for it by becoming pounds ourselves,” Perber explains. “That doesn’t really make any sense,” I tell him. ****** I AM CRYING.