Status Updates From Phantom Lover (Phantom Love...

Now they have a threesome with the wife?! That's it. I'm gone.

I sucked on his beautiful manhood underwater and let his beautiful balls hit me in the chin as I took every last inch of him in my grateful, suck-happy mouth.


This book is getting worse and worse!! Their sex is like a parody.

Bobby has a self-destructive streak. Every time a man he loves let's him down, he runs to the other man who constantly disappoints him. He's switching back and forth between two negative poles....

“If Kimo hadn’t told me you were a mahu, I would never have guessed it. You don’t act gay at all.”
I didn’t know how to respond to that. “Well, I am,” was the best answer I could supply.
“He says you’re in love with some man you can’t have. That you’re a mess in your relationships. You need to choose more wisely, I think he said.”
“Kimo…said that?” Why was he even talking to her about me?

OMG... how uncomfortable

There were candles to light, flowers and incense, even a package of condoms.

LOL, not that you guys wasted a single thought on STDs before....

“I love that you just did that. My wife wouldn’t even have figured out to do that. We would have spent ten minutes arguing about it.”
“Your wife should never be mentioned when you’re on a date with your other wife.”

OMG, they pretty much summed up nicely what is wrong with this story, LOL.

This story has an amazing sense of place. I feel like I'm in Hawaii reading this. The romance/affair/whatever, though, is super super weird....I totally cannot read our married hula stud Kimo whose hot and cold demeanor confuses Bobby just as it confuses me...

“I know there’s a woman,” she kept saying. “I know you’re seeing someone.”
“What makes you think that?” I heard him shout back.
“Because you’ve quit being a horrible jerk to me!”


They must have a beautiful marriage....

You know what brought me here? The YouTube algorithm.
It threw a hula dance video in my feed with an insanely hot male dancer and I just had to find a gay love story with such a character.



And of course I found one on goodreads and it is actually pretty steamy. I love it so far :-)

Finally some action! !!

LOVING KIMO AND LOPAKA

Between my Print Copy, Audio Copy and E-book Copy i think i have this book memorized... I love Kimo and Lopaka.. I need The Hottest Hula Dancers in Hawaii to ease my troubled mind

This is my third time reading PL =D

woohoo! At last he sucks his cock!

ahh Bobby no, don't do that!

oh Mother of God that man is an araehole!

"He licked me like I was a
woman. His woman"

Oh for F*^ck sake! **rolls eyes** I might just stop reading right now! Bobby becomes even more of a moron the more I read!

Phew! He hung up on the bastard! He's still a moron though!

I can't fecking BELIEVE Bobbie! He is such a total and utter moron! He fecking calls Johnny and says he misses him? WTF!!