Status Updates From Like No Other Lover (Pennyr...

“Oh god. I’ve killed a man with a marble penis.”

I’m crying at this

“She took a deep breath and pulled the trigger just as the dog inserted his nose into her behind. She leaped, squeaked, and there was a boom and a shattering pling, as the musket ball struck the statue of David’s penis and hurtled it westward toward Mr. Goodkind.” (Mr goodkind was reading a very pious book performative to make the others feel guilty about shooting guns 😭😭😭)

This is so messyyyyyy

Georgina and Jonathan have interacted approximately 0 times but from the general vibes I’m getting i ship them so hard. It’s giving couple you can’t believe are together from snl

Genderbent pride and prejudice?? I’m sat

FINALLY! Jeez.

The whole, they are doing the exact same thing but he's judging her constantly for it, and she needs it to survive and he wants it to fund his research / "adventures" is making me crazy.

When I say "let rakes be rakes" I didn't mean talking about the "native women" "warming his bed" on his adventures or frankly even the constant chatter about "four times last night" that widow and "making plans tf" this widow. Ew.